Posted by Colordo Ben on February 09, 1999 at 09:38:27:
PICTURE YOURSELF BESIDE A MOUNTAIN STREAM....
Your favorite varmint rifle leans safely againest a nearby tree.
Birds are singing in the crisp cool mountain air.
No one can bother you here.
No one knows your secret place.
Snow capped peaks surround you, like God's own womb.
You are in total seclusion from your everyday problems.
Ths soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with serenity.
The water is crystal clear.
You can easily make out the face of the TREE HUGGER who's head you are holding under the water.
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Yep, Grampaben's stuck in the office again Today!